Thursday’s Entertaining Headlines
BIRTHDAYS
Phil Jackson (Basketball coach)-64
Cassandra Peterson-58
Constantine Maroulis (American Idol)-34
Rita Rudner -53
TODAY IS Citizenship day…
WHAT’S FOR DINNER ?
An anonymous 47 year old who’s ben confined to traction in a hospital bed for 22 weeks has created a blog where he takes daily pictures of the hospital food being served to him, then asking readers to try and guess what it is he’s being served. Out of his frustration of being laid up so ling he’s created Hospital Food Bingo board game where he has posted pictures of the food for his followers to identify. “I believe the meals are cooked and packed by prisoners and reheated on arrival. And I’m not kidding about that.”
RECKLESS DRIVING FINE : UPDATE
Robert Jones follwed his GPS unit too literally in March and found himself stranded atop a 100 foot cliff. Now a british court has fined him about $2500 to recoup the costs of the rescue effort that ensued.Will he use his TomTom unit in the future? “I still use mine. It’s the only time it’s ever let me down,” he said.
CHOCOLATE THEME PARK
Developers in China are planning a Willy Wonka-style theme park in Beijing, complete with a replica Great Wall, in chocolate. The site will include five pavilions and two outdoor sites where chocolate-made objects, such as the replica Great Wall. The ‘world chocolate dream park’, will feature a life-size edible Terracotta Army, Great Wall and versions of famous paintings.
NAKED BIKER
Dante Krauss is in trouble in Ocala, FL. He was spotted riding naked on a motorcycle. A deputy caught up with 45-year-old J. Dante Krauss at a red light and stopped him. Alcohol was involved and he was arrested on DUI. They say he couldn’t explain where he was coming from or why he was riding in the buff.
*Headlines courtesy of audiopros.com


