Red Rock On Air

BIRTHDAYS

Lauren Bacall-85
Frank Reed (Chi-Lites)-55
B.B. King-84
Mickey Rourke-53
David Copperfield-53
Peter Falk -82
Jennifer Tilly-51
Anne Francis (Dallas: Arliss)-79
Richard Marx-46
Molly Shannon (SNL)-45
Susan Ruttan-61
Marc Anthony-41
Ed Begley Jr.-60
Amy Poehler-38
David Bellamy (Bellamy Brothers)-59
Mark McEwen-55
Nick Jonas -17

NO TIP FOR YOU!
Craig Cartin and his wife and 2 year old daughter, Molly were at Catus Joes having some dinner. When it came time to pay up, he was dismayed when he looked at the bill and saw these words: “Thank you little F%$K (f-bomb) …” As you can imagine he was not amused and assumed the profranity was aimed at his 2 year old who had been “a bit grumbly but her behavior was not terrible — so this was just uncalled for.” The employee was fired. Restaurant owner Steve Ryan said he paid a personal visit to the family to offer his apologies and fired the employee responsible for the message.

YOU TOOK WHAT ?
Richard Humphrey allegedly broke into a houseboat in Gainesville, Monday. Someone spotted the break in to police. By the time they arrived Richard was on the run, but they caught up with him where he admitted the break in. His booty ? A roll of electrical tape and a bottle of Tabasco sauce.

BUT IT’S MY CAR
Timothy Peare, 29, of Whitehouse Station, N.J. is in double trouble. First, he was arrested for DUI. Then he was spotted inside the cab of a tow truck inside a closed towing place. He planned on using the stolen tow truck to get his car out of impound. He “openly stated” his intent to take the tow truck to the impound lot to get his vehicle back, court records stated. A long list of charges here.

IS THAT PART OF THE DEAL ?
Brianna Young got into her Enterprise Rent-A-Car, that had just been dropped off at her apartment, and got quite the shock. A 3 1/2 foot long red rat snake on the dah board. “I was scared,” she said. “I just hopped out and was like, ‘Oh my God,’ and just stood behind the car.”

CAT CALLS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE
Construction workers in Vienna are known for the old cat calls towards women. But one woman turned the tables when the naked blonde rushed at them on a construction site in the Austrian capital shouting: “Who wants me?” The hard hats ran for cover: “….this woman was too much to handle and we just ran and hid until the police got here. No-one liked to think what would happen if she caught one of us.”

*Headlines courtesy of audiopros.com